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Friday, October 06, 2006

sappa matters -#6

SM1: Apart from making it easy to prepare questions for an exam, what is the logic behind asking students to memorize stuff?

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SM2: "You would be asked to do just 3 things. Do that - nothing more, nothing less" - advice from a newly married man, in a slightly inebriated state.

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SM3:

He definitely did not expect the situation to come to this. The little s*** slid over his body - teasing him. His patience was being tested. He doesn't like to be teased a lot. Touchy guy!

Normal days (or nights!) would take him 15-20 minutes to complete the "deed", but not this time! This little s*** was more than a match for him and was getting him all worked up!

As time went by, it was getting too hard and wet for him to handle. It was getting late. He needs to get ready to work. But the s*** was taking its own sweet time. This was just too much. He had to show who the man was.

Completely enraged, he yells - "Come here, you little piece of s***!" He forgot how strong he was. SNAP! - it was all over before he realized it. Now he felt sorry!

Desi Males - apart from Irish spring, Dial and the rare Indian soap, what other choices do we have?

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SM4: Was watching some random comedy scene from a tamil movie on the 'net. The setting was a street in a village. There was some kind of a wall (whitewashed), maybe somebody's house

The following was on the wall: "<- - - DMK full - - >".

Guy has reserved space future posters and DMK related graffiti in somebody's wall. And no other political party can take that space. Poster etiquette, you see. Democrazy works splendidly.

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    By Blogger i think therefore i am, at October 07, 2006 7:16 AM  

  • sm1: you are questioning the loigc behind the indian educaton system - hmm whats the logic behind that?

    sm2: conviniently, you have left out the three things that are expected of you -and i'm hoping the drunkard was a desi

    sm3: a bit too disturbing

    sm4: hear hear!!!

    By Blogger ///slash\\\, at October 08, 2006 10:29 PM  

  • sm1
    to improve their memory power..

    By Blogger i think therefore i am, at October 09, 2006 8:01 AM  

  • Congrats on the wedding and let's see more posts on the blissful marriage.

    By Blogger mitr_bayarea, at October 10, 2006 1:58 PM  

  • Slash: Actually, the guy dint mention the 3 things. So, I am assuming it would be "attend, stand and smile".

    @Cogito: I AM JUST KIDDING!

    And no, he wasn't desi!

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    Cogito: err.. ahem.. ok?

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    Mitr: whoa whoa! its in december!!

    By Blogger tt_giant, at October 10, 2006 2:42 PM  

  • LOL abt the soap.. U forgot to mention free complemenatry soaps ..

    By Blogger Rajesh &Shankari, at October 10, 2006 3:13 PM  

  • LOL.. SM3 made me keep guessing.. BTW, Dove soap/body lotion use panna maattengala? ;)

    A serious note on SM1: Have heard from Indians abroad that Indians are taught to 'mug up' subjects... it happens if the student studies just days before the exams for the sake of marks.. but memorizing on a daily basis aint bad.. makes one think about the subject often; and, anyway the brain is empty.. what is wrong in filling some tiny cells of it with info?

    By Blogger Raju, at October 10, 2006 9:16 PM  

  • Shankari: Danks! complementary soaps - maanaththa vaangiteenga!! ;-)

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    Raju: SM3 - True story! ;-) Liquid soap .. will not even think about it, after THAT!

    SM1 - yes. your view is essentially correct regarding training process of the brain. And, actually, there is no such thing called overloading the brain. So many ways in which the synapses can be made and broke!

    but examination poruththa vara, waste!

    By Blogger tt_giant, at October 11, 2006 4:22 PM  

  • SM1 - apparam sila perellaam yeppadi first varadhaam!!! :)

    By Blogger Me too, at October 12, 2006 9:22 AM  

  • anga paaru.. mitr eppidi oru preemptive strikela details ellam vara vazhikkaraanga !!

    andha kaalamaa irundha "phone bill egiriduththa ?" would be the question . these days, with all the gtalk, skype stuff, you are probably spending way too much time.. even the posts are reducing..

    congrats in advance

    :)

    By Blogger Unknown, at October 15, 2006 10:38 PM  

  • Aparna: Yen school la orthan irundhaan.. maths, physics, chem, bio combined a 2 marks dhaan uttaan!!

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    Sundar: he he.. guilty as charged! danks!!

    By Blogger tt_giant, at October 18, 2006 7:58 PM  

  • Wish you a very happy Deepavali, Deepak!! Unique deepavali for u, ille? ;) Have fun!!

    By Blogger Raju, at October 21, 2006 8:59 AM  

  • Raju: Thanks!! Yea, in many ways, it is!!

    By Blogger tt_giant, at October 21, 2006 2:18 PM  

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