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Saturday, October 08, 2005

சாம்பாரில் பாயாஸம்*

* Saambaaril Paayaasam

Some things just don't go well together. Try as they might - it just doesn't happen. Such as:

1. World XI Super series team members: Worst!!. Classic case of too many cooks in the kitchen.

2. Democracy and TN: Refer to any latest post of, well, any blog.

3. SJ. Suryah and Children's movies: he he!. And he had the audacity of going on the record, saying that two of his songs in his movies were for kids. Yea right!. For making kids, perhaps.

4. NRIs and affected accents: Why won't we just give up already?. It is best to be original.

5. MK and Gitopadesam: Now, the sun may rise in the west, but this would never happen!.

6. Ganguly and the short ball: Tendulkar aavadhu cricket aadinadhaala tennis elbow vandhutthu. What mountain did Ganguly move to get a slight case of Tennis elbow?.

7. Americans and Excercise: 2/3rds of all Americans are FAT!.

8. Namitha and "24": hee hee!. Now, THIS is one which we don't want to mess up with!.

9. Vijayakanth and தமிள்: தமிள் வால்க!

10. Hollywood and Marriage: Paris Hilton's breakup makes CNN headline news. IDIOTS!

11. Bush and sense: duh!.

But there is one thing which goes well together:

1. Me and dharma adi: as a result of causing anger to all fans of Bush, Namitha, Vijayakakanth, Ganguly, SJS and MK!.

Peace out!.

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posted by tt_giant at 8:30 AM

40 Comments:

  • nice set of contradictions..theres one more "cricket" and "productivity"

    By Blogger Maverick, at October 08, 2005 9:48 AM  

  • how about Deva and originality?

    By Blogger Kaps, at October 08, 2005 11:29 AM  

  • Hahaha.. great opposites.. LOL'ed throughout.. *Surya and Kids..* big comedy..

    North-le irundhu varra nadigaigal ellam "Tamil makkalukku konjam poosunaappula irundhadhaan pidikkum"nu saakku solli Namitha madhiri oodhina 24 enna, 34-e kashtam!!

    i remember one friend of mine who used to mix Boost in thayir sadham !!! YUCK..

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at October 08, 2005 12:54 PM  

  • blogging @ office hours..
    Contradicts??

    Nice list !!

    By Blogger Adaengappa !!, at October 08, 2005 1:17 PM  

  • Maverick: Thanks!. Productivity - do you mean for the cricketers or for us guys watching it?

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    Kaps: he he.. paavum.. avar konjamaavadhu original a potrukkar..

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    Raju: I was grinning when I wrote that point!. And I knew it would ring a bell for you!!.. worsht guys!.

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    Adengappa: Happens all the time!!. Thanks!

    By Blogger tt_giant, at October 08, 2005 2:15 PM  

  • deepak,what a funny post!loved it!after watching gajini i would say nayantara is in the same league as namitha.bayangara toppai!super title 4d post btw!!!

    By Blogger Siddharth, at October 09, 2005 6:48 AM  

  • For No.2 Democracy and TN please visit my blog and take the Poll ;-)

    By Blogger Surya, at October 09, 2005 6:58 AM  

  • sa rajkumar and remix (pacca a ge aagum, avarukku terinja 10 tuenes a repeat pannuvar)

    jj and MK (dont go to gether)

    Mk and Tamil culture (dont go together again, pinna 20 vapattis incl wives is 2 much in tamil culture)

    By Blogger ada-paavi!!!!, at October 09, 2005 7:34 AM  

  • Murali: Thats true!. BTW, did you watch the super series matches?.

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    Siddarth: Thanks man!. The title is a neo-contemporary saying in tamil which signifies mismatches.

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    Surya: hehe.. saw it man!

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    Vatsan: SA. Rajkumar.. pathetically, i am not sure if he knows people realize that. In that aspect, I like Harris Jayaraj - most of the songs he makes are original, and the few he "lifts" are from really obscure trance songs which VERY FEW people would have heard about.

    Regarding MK: so, is it legal if the previous wife consents to another marriage by her husband?. Anyway, the rules are different for politicians.

    By Blogger tt_giant, at October 09, 2005 7:54 AM  

  • very funny. don't worry about dharma adis. not too many fans left for those any more :)

    dumb question - whats the mk in 'mk & gitopadesam??

    By Blogger Balaji, at October 09, 2005 11:30 AM  

  • Balaji: Thanks!. appo polachen!.

    MK = Mu. Karunanidhi.

    By Blogger tt_giant, at October 09, 2005 2:59 PM  

  • Kushbu and V****** !! adhuvum undu dhaane ?

    By Blogger KRTY, at October 09, 2005 6:54 PM  

  • Keerthi: V for ?? romba crytpic a irukke.. "yennakey" puriyala!!. ;-)

    By Blogger tt_giant, at October 09, 2005 7:08 PM  

  • Hehehhe adi vangama iruhnda seri ;p

    By Blogger Visithra, at October 09, 2005 9:49 PM  

  • ttg, enn paa ippidi kattazhagi namitava insult pannareenga.. there is some conspiracy against her. praveen just ripped her apart for his review of chanakya.. told him that she is indias answer to the baywatch babes.. have you seen her do her 50 m dash in movies ? the fact that she runs that fast without dislocating her breasts is the 9th wonder of the world..

    avala gundunnu ellam solladhe !!

    By Blogger Unknown, at October 09, 2005 10:22 PM  

  • good one... i would like to add: "bangalore and traffic-free roads" -- never gets along together ;-)... how about "chennai and rains"???...

    By Blogger NaiKutti, at October 10, 2005 4:38 AM  

  • cha cha.. namma ellam worsht guys ille.. Ippadi ellam nammalai naame perumaiya sollikka koodathu.. :-)

    Keerthi-yoda 'V' word puriyalaiya? Niijama? May be night thookka kalakkathule puriyama irukkalam... Monday morning fresh mind-le yosichu parthum puriyale? hehehe... mail me and i will tell you..

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at October 10, 2005 6:56 AM  

  • Super!! How about '(NR)I and travelling light'?

    P.S. - Boy, Am I glad that 'Payasam' is now served in a separate cup!!

    By Blogger Me too, at October 10, 2005 7:08 AM  

  • Visithra: idhu varaikum vaangala.. padhungi irukken..

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    Sundar: aahaa.. another namitha fan!. saary maa. naa "24" paththi dhaan sonnen.. 50M dash yendha padathula varudhu?.

    By Blogger tt_giant, at October 10, 2005 11:15 AM  

  • Naikutti: Chennai and rains are so obvious by now, that it is such a serious matter. idhu summa vilayaatukku dhaan.. i hope this time there are rains..

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    Aparna: NRI travel naaley extra baggage dhaan..

    yea, remember those days when all would be served on the same ilai?. ellam mix aaidum!!..

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    Raju: "V" la shtart aagura ella vaarthaiyum assign panni paathuten.. it doesnt go well with this context..

    adhu seri.. unga email id enna?.

    By Blogger tt_giant, at October 10, 2005 11:19 AM  

  • Deepak, neenga kodutha e-mail IDkku Friday-ye oru mail anuppichene.. yagoo-kku anuppinenn. wondering whether it got u or not. Anyway, ennodadhu padmanab at ufl dot edu .

    BTW, oru clue tharren about 'V'. There is a sunsign starting with 'V'; if you translate that into tamil and make it a noun, you get what Keerthi meant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at October 10, 2005 12:15 PM  

  • Raju: oho!. adhuvaa.. seri seri.. adha poi crypt pannitarey keerthi!!.

    cha.. appo paathukonga.. naa evalo worst-u nu. dhamma thoondu words ellam thaandi engayo poiten!!..

    btw, i did not get your email on friday. paazhaa pona bulk mail la poirukkum nu nanaikaren..

    By Blogger tt_giant, at October 10, 2005 12:50 PM  

  • LOL!!!

    and @Kaps too! :-))

    Would like to say "Anu Malik and Originality" also. :D

    By Blogger Jo, at October 10, 2005 1:28 PM  

  • ttg: really cool..dharma adi ellam yaarum mothamattango..so ensoy!!!

    By Blogger mitr_bayarea, at October 10, 2005 3:25 PM  

  • Mitr: Thanks!. :-). Namitha va sonna udane Sundar kochunder!. Sundar, just kidding!.

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    Murali: avamaanam.. and why is that I hate to see australia win the toss and play first. they most certainly win the game if they bat first. damn i hate that sequence of events.

    By Blogger tt_giant, at October 10, 2005 6:20 PM  

  • A very humorous post. And an apt title too. Probably Ganguly and cricket would have been better I guess :-)

    By Blogger Kasthuri, at October 10, 2005 8:45 PM  

  • You can even consider Satyaraj & an art movie...

    good one...on Suryah & Kids..

    By Blogger Ram C, at October 11, 2005 12:00 AM  

  • Srini: Gangs and Cricket - Apt generalization!. BTW, unga pudhu post.. kalakki potteenga!.

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    Ram: Thanks!. BTW, Satyaraj said he would act without payment if someone films the life history of EVR naicker.

    By Blogger tt_giant, at October 11, 2005 11:43 AM  

  • :-) good ones.
    Sathyaraj - Vedam puthithu - not exactly art as in the popular definition of that term.

    so the guys featured here are Oxy-morons? :-P

    By Blogger Munimma, at October 11, 2005 12:38 PM  

  • Referring to Bush and sense, read this http://www.guardian.co.uk/
    international/story/0,,1586883,00.html

    I shudder to imagine that the world's superpower ?!? is in his hands.

    By Blogger Meena, at October 12, 2005 8:52 AM  

  • #tt_giant
    "chennai and rains" -- wasn't a serious comment from my side either... fortunately its been pouring here in chennai the whole day and is expected to rain for another 2-3 days :-)

    By Blogger NaiKutti, at October 12, 2005 9:20 AM  

  • Munimma: Thanks!. And welcome to my blog.

    Yea, oxymoron ey thaan!

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    Meena: Yes, I read that article. The white house denied saying that Bush never said so. Of course, they are never going to agree...

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    Naikutti: Much needed rain!.

    By Blogger tt_giant, at October 12, 2005 11:29 AM  

  • Soooper post! All topics covered :)
    Suryah movies for making kids...was the best one!!

    By Blogger Ram, at October 12, 2005 12:13 PM  

  • Ram: Thanks!. and Welcome!.

    Good to see that you are a trancehead too!.

    By Blogger tt_giant, at October 12, 2005 12:40 PM  

  • hilarious man.

    By Blogger saranyan r, at October 12, 2005 3:22 PM  

  • How about "Thennavan and short posts" :-)

    By Blogger Krish, at October 12, 2005 9:51 PM  

  • Saranyan: Thanks! :-)

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    Thennavan: Now now, I don't want to get personal!. ;-)

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    Vee-jay: :-) thanks!

    By Blogger tt_giant, at October 13, 2005 6:54 AM  

  • Good one TTG. And I warn you..please don't even go near my heartthrob..Namitha.!! LOL :)

    Vijayakanth and tamil.!!! ROTFL.!!

    By Blogger Narayanan Venkitu, at October 14, 2005 12:05 AM  

  • Narayanan: Oh.. you are a BIG fan of Namitha too?. hehe.. glad that this diaspora is growing!..

    By Blogger tt_giant, at October 15, 2005 6:07 AM  

  • added to my rss reader

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at December 11, 2009 2:44 PM  

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