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Tuesday, December 08, 2009

sappa matters #16

SM1: Alright, that was long break even in my slow-a$$ blogging standards.



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SM2: Has blogging taken a back step after everyone and their grandmothers started using facebook? Not to say that I am doing earth-shattering updates on Facebook!

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SM3: Wii!!! Love it!

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SM4: Saw Paa couple of days ago. I liked the movie, although it was predictable towards the second half. Questions:

  • There were a total of 20 people in the theater, but benches and thara tickets had to be used for Kandaswami. Why?
  • I have to rely on subtitles for hindi movies, but it seemed un-necessary for at least half the movie. Is this a changing trend everywhere?
  • Was Amithabh Bachchan that adamant on not shaving his head? Does Progeria really cause such a huge head?
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SM5: I hate winter for only one reason.

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Friday, June 26, 2009

Strange feeling

Music is among the top things I am interested in. I underwent a bit of carnatic music training but stopped after a few years, but the doors to the music world was just opening. Apart from tamil film music, I used to listen to english songs broadcast on radios in the evenings and sometimes in tapes. Other than a few amazing tunes, the rest were just a momentary pleasure and blurred away into oblivion. It was not until I heard "Bad" by Michael Jackson that I was truly drawn into the world. Although this song is good, it is not in any way a great one (as far as I was concerned), but the video (I don't remember know how and where I saw it) made an impression on me at several levels. The subway, co-ordinated movements, graffiti spray paint, and best of all, the ultra-cool guy who reverse splits on roller skates and starts moon walking on the same spot with a boom box!

Surprisingly, I did not know about"Thriller" which came earlier.

As in many Indian households, I was being drawn towards several art forms - learning music, learning karate, learning table tennis - and then of course, the eternal "studies". So, I had no chance of formally following a particular artist or gradually developing my music taste. Though the fire was still burning, there was minimal oxygen. But cable TV helped me out with a vengeance! All the music you want, with video, just sitting right there. There was no way to get up to speed in all forms and categories, so I chose artist-wise, and guess who came first in that list! All of his songs were seen at various time points within a very short time.

I think it was when "Dangerous" released, when I started seeing realizing that there was something weird going on with MJ. I had no idea how he was continued to being perceived in the US, and was just listening to him purely based on his music. His lawsuits, VMA drama, amusement park, zoos were just playful antics according to me and I urged myself to look at the bigger picture all the time - his music.

His later works were not that earth-shattering, but did have some sparks in them. All the while, his off-studio personality went from bad to worst (whether they were true or not). Debt, humiliation and a couple of really bad interviews finished the story for him. I had to become a closet MJ fan for a while.

But soon my music horizons expanded and I gradually grew out of my comfort zone. It was not as hard as I thought it would be - a gradual maturity which helped me like the music irrespective of the artist. There was not much coverage about MJ anyway for a while until his recent tour announcements.

Yesterday, I was feeling a bit tired and was taking a nap when my wife who was watching TV said "What the... " from the living room. Something forced me to come out of the room and there it was - "MJ dead" - the media already swooping from all directions, CNN already rendering a cursive written Michael Jackson 1958-2009.

I just want to look at the bigger picture.

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Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Price on the head

Warning: this post may not be suitable for all.

Literally, a price on the head - at least, the skull!

I am not sure if it is still legal (not even sure if it was ever), but when my brother was starting his dental studies, he wanted a human skull for understanding better the facial and jaw bone mechanism.

So, me and my dad went to MMC to buy a human skull. We knew someone who knew someone else (probably in the mortuary!) who brought the skull in a cardboard box (Nippo cooker box I think). It was several years ago but I think we paid some 150 Rs and some more for the guy who brought it. Now, if you have observed a human skeleton in the zoology lab, you would see that the whole skeleton is mounted on a frame, with wires supporting the rib cage, foot, etc. Now, that is fine if the skeleton is not going to be moved around. For a separate skull, on the other hand, there is no such support. In the absence of the actual flesh, the mandible (lower jaw) is loose and will be separated from the skull. So, the guy who brought the skull was not sure which lower jaw used to fit this skull, and so he brought two! Yedhaavadhu onnu fit aagum saar! At that time, I was also interested in medicine, so I used to observe my brother fiddle with it and sometimes I myself would check it out. Kind of strange to have someone's head around the house! I think we still do have it in the attic.

Anyway, the reason for this post is an ad which I saw at my workplace - "Human skull for sale" - with a spring mechanism for the lower jaw, so that it does not topple out. The cost? not much, $2000.

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Thursday, April 16, 2009

2 in 2

Since I came to the US, I have been celebrating my birthday twice in every place I have lived (Arizona, Florida, Washington state and now Mass.). Here's to hoping that I would spend more birthdays in Massachusetts.

Adhaavadhu, inniki ennoda berthuday! Also, HBD Raju!

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Thursday, February 26, 2009

sappa matters -#15

SM1: Hats off to ARR! When is that Marudhanayakam coming now?

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SM2: I shiver at the possibility that Ajith would have played Rudran in Naan KadavuL! "ei! enna look udra?!"

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SM3: Down with flu. Fluids and rest advised. I noticed that whenever I talk to a Doctor, I use all those "GRE" words!

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SM4: Ok, I should really go to bed now.

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Monday, February 02, 2009

Pain

Sometimes it's almost funny how we can get hurt from the most unexpected quarters. Something which we never even think of everyday and take for granted can spring the biggest of all surprises. Pain when ignored just goes away, but when you concentrate fully on the act of getting hurt and give the pain its full deserving attention, it is amazing how painful pain can be. Almost life stopping.

Stupid pinkie toe. A whole Seinfeld episode has been dedicated to it and still, it refuses to leave humans in peace.

Yesterday, I just finished vacuuming, switched off the lights and was turning to leave the room, when my left pinkie toe very nicely snagged and caught the bed edge. Initially I did not feel anything - just anger that my walk from the inside of the room to outside was disturbed. That's when signals from my toe traveled and reached all the way to my brain. "Buddy, you cannot ignore me. My only purpose in still being a preserved part of the human body is to keep reminding you not to ignore me and if you do forget, I will stub myself and somehow, magically, you also feel the pain".

I cannot recall such levels of pain in the near or distant past. M immediately knew something was up when I yelped and did some first aid to ease the damage. But the deed had been done. Wonderful, seeping pain enveloped my whole leg and refused to go as I tried to balance the pain by watching some wonderfully inept acting in Home Alone 2. Pinkie toe won but.

Today, putting my pants on was one thing; putting my socks was something, but wearing shoes was something else.

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Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Irony

Satyam = truth.

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Sunday, December 07, 2008

Winter is here...

... definitely. We had the first dose of snow today. Nothing stuck to the ground as the ground temperature was still above freezing point. Cogito got me a new camera (I chose the model - Sony DSC H50) for our anniversary and I have been playing with it since the day I got it. Among other features, it also doubles up as a decent camcorder, can detect smiles and frowns, comes with a remote, has a ton of scene modes, so I am all set! Best of all, it feels like a proper camera, with contours to accommodate bigger fingers and palms - unlike the ultra-slim pocket sized credit card cameras.

I boldly ventured out yesterday and tried taking a few pictures for getting a feel of the camera.



Kovil illadha oorla kudi irukkapdaadhu nu solluvaanga.. Church on the FG with our apartment complex behind
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Leaves fall in autumn and the branches dry up in winter. Wreaths and transported trees take their place
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Zoomed in to protect privacy
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Four separate pictures (B/W, vivid, natural color, sepia) taken from our window
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Celebrated our anniversary in a French restaurant - our first time eating French cuisine. Some observations:

1. 12 waiters took care of our 3 hour, 7-course meal (Chef's welcome, appetizer, soup, salad, main course, another main course, cheese platter and dessert)
2. The portions were seemingly minute, but was cleverly made so by the size of the plates
3. There was no salt and pepper on the table
4. Waiters actually waited. Very subtle and very professional
5. Very rarely have I had such good food when I eat out

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Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Quick one

1. US election results - I am relieved and happy and hopeful

2. After more than a year in Massachussetts
  • Still cannot spell it right
  • Cannot pronounce it right
3. Surrendered my Washington state license and got MA license. Was surprised that they did not do the vision test (good for me - I didn't have to go through elaborate finger-eye adjustments to get by the test)

4. One of my favorite authors, Michael Crichton died yesterday - Nov 4th 2008. I will miss his writing.

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Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Speechless

"What do you think of all the cows that were killed in India?"

me: What cows? When?

"There was a stampede right, couple of days back?"

me: Yea, but there were no cows involved. People.

"Oh, When I saw the headline - Stampede - I thought it was a runaway herd of cows/buffaloes"

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

The games we played...

.. in school during boring classes.

Pencil cut:

A fresh sheet of paper is needed. Rarely used E.V.S -II notebook would suffice. Two, or maybe one sharp pencil (sharpness tested by poking self on the cheek, gently) required. Note that the pencil must not be too new (long) or not too short (ends before it begins).

The players choose their corners which are diagonally opposite on the sheet. Each has X arrows drawn in his corner. Position the pencil hook-down on top of first arrow (now the tactic is to keep it exactly vertical) and flick the pencil. Follow the graphite marks and draw an arrow head. The other player has to somehow cut the "current" mark of the enemy. The guy who got cut needs to restart while the other can continue on.

This may sound simple, but it requires a lot of technique and cunning. Especially during the start and very close calls. Also, it is advisable to have a referee to settle "old" marks versus current paths. There is also a genuine case of marks mysteriously disappearing and re-appearing as a "point" when an expert flick is made.

Beginners should also exercise caution when flicking too enthusiastically and thereby making the pencil land in the side benches filled with girls who scream "Miiiiisssss" at any given chance, or worse, if it hits the "miss' herself!

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Thursday, January 03, 2008

Happy New Year!


Tonight's temperature -16C; Just saying.
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Interesting shapes during the firework display
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Year of the rat!
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One of the ice sculptures on display. There is something about winning teams which could convert a non-fan!
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Too tempting, but chickened out.
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Hope we can hold our resolutions this year!

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Friday, October 19, 2007

Curious George

I had no idea: Alan Shalleck (one of the creators of the Curious George cartoon series) was killed in a homicide attack. His attacker was sentenced today.

I know I am all grown up and everything, but when we were in Seattle, I used to watch Curious George in the mornings before I left for work. We also got a Curious George DVD for one of our young nephews.

Just two days ago, one of my colleagues (who is known for wearing all these funny t-shirts) wore a Curious George tee, with George lying on the floor with an open bottle of Ether which he had apparently sniffed!

www.wickedcoolstuff.com/curgeorettsh.html

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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

New Nest

A quick post:
  • Moved to Boston from Seattle 3 weeks back
  • Drove across the entire north section of the country (more about this in a later post)
  • Certain aspects of Boston reminds me of Madras - traffic and "electric train" inclusive
  • Living in a "city-based" housing and loving it
  • First movie in Boston - Chak De India - brilliant
  • Ve-ri-tas is good

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Monday, April 16, 2007

Wikipedia

I feel that the list of people born on April 16th is not complete. I know atleast two names missing here. Happy B'day to them (too!).

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Monday, January 22, 2007

Fourplay

Whenever adharma rises its head over dharma, Lord Vishnu visits this lowly, mostly bluish planet called Earth (No!, this is not an after effect of watching the wonderfully made AaLvaar!). Recently the collective bad behavior of humans with some help from an entity called vague-reason is causing a not-so-trivial matter called Global Warming. Perhaps this time around, the avatar is incarnated in the form of weirdo weather phenomena. For instance, the ongoing winter storms in the US, collective rise and drop in temperatures, etc.

There was a snow storm in Seattle during November 2006 (it rarely snows here, I was told), while I was safely tucked away in India. Perhaps Lord Vishnu took pity on me since I was anyway getting married (just kidding!!). So I escaped that 4 hour commute back home which normally takes 30 minutes. Not to mention that plane services were cancelled. After a while, all was fine.

We came back, well rested and all and I started my usual cribbing about the evergray skies over Seattle when the wind god from the arctic (not very far from here, by the way) started pushing his way through, turning everything into white. My first thought was - Wow, my first snow fall!

So, the day came. Although impossible, the skies darkened even more. Then hail fell. Followed by rain drops. But these rain drops were mysteriously slow in falling. And they were white. SNOW! The initial snow flakes were too weak to coat the roads. That's a weak-a$$ snow fall. I didn't know why people were complaining about this.

Once frozen, twice thawed, our vanpool driver dropped us back home by starting early this time, although there were already accident reports near the passes and places situated in higher altitudes. All through the evening and well into the night, the snow flurries fell, bit by bit.

By morning, it was completely white. All white. At last, I had a chance to actually touch them in a perceptible manner. They felt lighter than what I expected. My colleagues asked me if I liked the snow fall. I vigourously nodded my head, little knowing that what a mess it is going to create in the next 2 days to come.

Because, you see, Seattle is not equipped enough to deal with snow storms. No salting, no sanding, very few snow mobiles (actually, they are garbage disposal trucks fitted with some sort of a contraption) to clear up the areas. And untreated snow, melts in the evening, and turns into ICE, if the temperature is low enough. I was expecting a frozen icicle or two. But no! the entire apartment area and the parking lot was iced enough to hold a skating competition. And the fun started!

Driving on ice is an art. Of course, chains might help, if you have one and if you are used to fitting them and are sane enough to stay outside until that time. We were talking in tongues by the time we cleared the snow/ice on the car. Luckily, my vanpool driver agreed to pick me up from my apartment complex, so I did not have to drive on ice. But there were several reports on the TV and radio of accidents on the interstate, state roads and local roads due to ice. We ventured cautiously that evening (or maybe the next) not going more than 25 mph. Right in front of us, there was a stretch which was glistening with ice and an SUV swerved and skidded on it. But somehow the driver maintained balance and it was fine. Our car has a front wheel drive and we managed without much trouble, although stopping and making a left turn was a bit hairy.

I was under the impression that the four-wheel drives were much safer, but most of the accidents (which came with photos) that happened in the southern ice storm featured these big SUVs and trucks. Perhaps none of the sedans ventured out that time? My friend told me that he saw a beemer SUV spinning in the same spot 360 degrees for quite some time and then the driver gave up!

The ice was the worst part of the storm, which later broke and mixed with debris and dirt becoming sludge. Driving on this was not very hard, as long as you don't have to change lanes. God bless your soul if you are making a left from the middle lane. I did not try it.

It was kind of sad and strange to see the car covered with snow. My first fear was that the car would not start. But thanks to the current technology, that was not a problem. Luckily, all through this, I did not have any major skids or engagement of ABS. For first timers like us, this link might be of help. For veterans living in the NE, idhellam sappa matters!

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Thursday, December 28, 2006

Single-a poittu double-a thirumbi vandha kadhai

Ok, I have a good excuse for my prolonged absence.

Yep. TTGiant is now a grishastha. It was never meant to be a yet-another India trip. Right from the get-go, preparations, tensions, anxiety took their priorities in time and space. A good 6 months of ordered chaos was finally culminating into something tangible. Ok, that's enough of word play. Let's get down to some photos already!


Almost there. In Singapore.
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Sparks flew like this during our first outing. Unrelated picture - Elliots beach.
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Pandal - Theoretically cannot leave the house after this. Ha!
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"Ooty" varai uravu!
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Idhellam over! - Prior to engagement
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Last few moments of single-ness
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Trying to escape!
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All's well that ends (begins!) well
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Green Greed

What actually goes on in a person's mind when money is in play is simply inexplicable. Of course, there is the bleeding obvious that the person keeps wanting more and more. However, if there is no thought or hard work involved on the way, then it all crumbles to pieces.

From a viewers' perspective, there is just so much joy (how sick can I get?) in watching people make "decisions" which they think would pave the way to a better position, only for them to realize that they had infact been making the wrong decisions each and every step.

I was watching a show on NBC called "Deal or No Deal", which by far has to be the most money minded game show that has ever been made. Atleast, in other game shows like "Who wants to be a millionaire" or "Jeopardy", there is the aspect of General Knowledge, although some of the questions asked in these shows reek of extermely localized cultures. Nevertheless, the participant has to answer these questions rightly to "earn" the money. But, not in this show.

"Deal or No Deal" is based purely on probability, more specifically on diminishing odds. There are 26 briefcases with various amounts ranging from 1 cent to 1 million dollars. First, the player chooses one case and keeps it aside (as a lifeline). In the first "round" of the game, the player must pick 6 cases at random for elimination from the game (they claim that nobody knows which amount is in what case). The 26 amounts are divided into 13 small ones and 13 large ones (all increasing in value). Just by simple probabilty, the chances of eliminating 1 million is very small. So, more often than not, the player usually picks smaller amounts, possibly one large amount (like 40,000) in the first round. Now, 40,000 itself is big, hell, anything more than 1 dollar is big if it is given away! But you should see the player's face, reaction and smart-ass comments when various amounts are eliminated. "It's not bad, I have bigger ones left", or "YeahH!!", and "Whooo!", when they toil to get rid of 20 bucks. Yevan kaasu... kadacha varaikum laabam.

So, after the player successfully fields the tough moments to eliminate 6 cases, based on the value of the remaining ones (also considering the hidden value of the first case which was set aside), a "banker" gives them a deal to stop right there and leave. In most cases, the first offer would be around 40,000 - 50,000 (unless the player was extremely bad in guessing 6 big amounts). Being the true, hot-blooded human that the player is, he/she slams the table saying "No deal!" (they seem to relish saying that!) coupled with an unmistakable expression that flatulates of self-importance. The player thinks that he made a good decision, but that is when Mathematics starts its strip-tease. He has to choose 5 more cases for elimination.

Endlessly egged by the audience and by their own luck/fortune, players end the next round with an amount that normally is more than the first offer. The American dollar has a nickname - Greenback, or green. Not surprisingly, it resembles the word "Greed" too. So, another "No deal!", - followed by a smug expression and a re-assuring look.

In today's case, the player was offered 22,000 first time, 67, 000 next, 100+ next, 130+ next, all of which she rejected with the most emphatic "No deal!". Now I wouldn't have written this post but for one of the comments made by the player's mother in the audience. She said that everyone in her family was wearing green today, since green represents money and fortune.

Now that made me see red. From that point on, I was rooting against her to loose more than what she had before. But I did not have to break a sweat, since our dear old Mathematics abruptly changed her strip-tease to a whipping game. The player had 2 more big amounts left and was asked to choose one case. She picked one of the big ones. No smug expressions this time. Still, she could have left with almost 80K, but she said she was going all the way. All the way, she WILL go. Choose another case! - bang! - the last big one was also eliminated. Now it was my turn to say YEAAH and Whoo!

She left with 20+,000.

I have been vindicated.

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Saturday, March 25, 2006

Black to Brown

I am not sure how this has happened. But apparently it has. Today I got my Washington state driving license and my eye color has been marked as brown!

The officer had looked at my passport which clearly says black, but by some "hi-tech" device in the vision-test machine "determined" that it had changed to brown.

Did this happen because of my line of work or is it normal?

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Saturday, March 18, 2006

Thermal Punishment

Maybe I was inspired by Raju's post in the opposite way. Maybe I am just plain crazy. I am not even sure if I would be the same tommorrow morning, after what I subjected myself today.

1. The maximum outside temperature today was 8 C (46 F).
2. My body is still acclimatising to this terrain and weather.
3. I had joined a gym a week ago (similar to the one in FL, but had 3 important additions to it - an indoor swimming pool, hot tub and a sauna)
4. Needless to say, I pick today for starting swimming et al.
5. So I reach the gym (all bundled up, while locals were walking in Tees) and proceed for my pre-swimming shower. First mistake. I turned the shower knob the wrong way and got a stinging reply!
6. The swimming pool was at a comfortable temperature: 22 C (72 F). After about 30 minutes, I climbed out, and walked towards the locker room, but if I had done that, that would not make a post now, would it?
7. So, Hot tub next: 30 C (85 F). I was there for around 15 minutes and said to myself that I had enough fun for the day. But, mind is a monkey, you see! How could I possibly not complete the third item?
8. Sauna room - When I entered it, I could not see properly due to the steam in the room. At first it was pretty refreshing. The temperature was a little bit warmer than the hot tub (35 C), and it felt good since my body was in the "cooling down" stage during my walk from the tub to the sauna room!
9. And then comes this guy who must have felt really cold in the swimming pool, and turned the sauna heat to full blast 44 C (110 F) !. I did not realize that he had turned it on, since my eyes were closed (no point in opening them!), but I certainly felt it hit me! It was unbelievable! There was NO way one could take a breath of air in such conditions. It was like sitting in a furnace. This guy cooly stretched and laid down on the platform, and there I was, getting cooked properly.
10. Two thoughts came to my mind - to get the hell out, or to see how long I could take it. No prizes for guessing which one I did. So, I stayed on until the 110 F cycle completed and it came to 100 F.
11. This time, I was really done. I hit the showers (no mistakes this time) and dressed up to leave. But I had forgotten about the outside temperature!
12. One step outside, and the shock came back again - I was seeing my breath in front of me as if I was smoking a gigantic cigar!. I ran to my car, started it and turned the heater on and came back home!

A pretty sinusoidal day came to an end!

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